Posts tagged ‘funny’
Weekly Pet Challenge – “Oh Mommy…really…”
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“Oh mommy…really do you have to use the big bad vacuum?”
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Not much to say except, Mommy had to vacuum, which meant interrupting Sydnee Pee’s sunbathing session, which meant flashing Mommy the big brown eyes and dropping the big pointy ears and making Mommy feel guilty…but Mommy overcame the torture and did what any housecleaning Mommy has to do – suck up all of the dog hair being shed by ‘you know who’!
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Weekly Pet Challenge – Guiltee Pee!
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I will let the photographs speak for themselves:
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Evidence!
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This is the look of guilt.
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It was a typical Thursday morning. Both Pee’s ate breakfast and big Pee headed upstairs to take a shower. Mommy finished making big Pee’s lunch and then headed upstairs to get dressed. Mommy always assures Sydnee Pee that she will be down in a few minutes so she can go outside. Mommy was gone approximately 10 minutes ~ she walked down the stairs to find a mess by her work bag. Pee was nowhere by the sliding balcony door nor at the foot of the stairs. Mommy turned around and voila! She was on her couch. How she got up is anyone’s guess. Mommy typically has to boost her up in the morning. (Arthritis…or so I thought…)
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Weekly Pet Challenge – A Sunday Syd
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Sunday lazing on the couch…
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Sydnee Pee in prime sleeping position.
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When Peyton is not home, life is boring. Mom would join Sydnee Pee on the couch but where would she fit?
Pee loves her bed – my couch – our couch – the couch/bed.
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What more is there to say? Sometimes Pee prefers the comforts of the couch…I mean it is her couch, after all, to do with what she wants.
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the answer
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minds forming questions
questions seeking answers
but
what do answers want?
~ ~ ~ quite a perplexing question ~ ~ ~
do answers want to be revealed?
or
do answers prefer a life of mystery?
I do not know
~ however ~
when I find an answer to this question,
I will certainly ask!
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M.I.A.
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it was the end of the day,
i walked in from the garage
and
in the corner of my eye ~
I SAW IT!
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in the office, no less
it was big,
it was huge,
and
it stared with
ALL OF IT’S MIGHT!
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not certain what to do,
i stood
still
trying to think
as a pounding heart
was drowning my thoughts ~
should i catch & release
or
squish & dispose ~
i don’t know…
i mean
WHAT IF IT BITES?
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so
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i ran back to the garage,
grabbed a few towels for defense
and
returned to the vicious imposter,
while i tried to compose
my squeamish, frenzied nerves
and
devise a plan of
ATTACK
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but
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before i commenced my evening campaign
of
tossing the towel, scooping up
and
taking outside,
i felt this arachnid
needed
a parting gift
~ a selfie ~
to document it’s moment of
FAME
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so
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i got as close as i could,
set up the shot
and
tried my best not to scare it away
~ however ~
it
vaulted to the carpet,
scurried behind the bookcase
and
now
this vicious creature is
M.I.A.
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the beast
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a follow up to: “to or not to…”
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yes,
i know i have y’all hangin’ ~
wonderin’ what was IT ~
what could IT have been…
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after hours (actually 15 minutes) of debate and spreadsheets,
calculations and picking mom’s brain,
it seems it was an extra-large with two toppings ~
spicy Italian sausage
and
green peppers
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there was,
however,
a mystery…
a mystery still weighing heavily on my son’s mind…
a mystery sauce
with
origins unknown…
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oh dear,
i can only hope and pray it was tossed!
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yes….actual text communication…
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i am still waiting on an update…
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ps: PLEASE – I BEG YOU – Pretend you did not see a certain nickname…PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
same two words….
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every year
i ask the same two questions,
and
every year
the answers never change.
for the first i ask
“How was your day”
and
with one word
the answer is…….
“BORING”
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the next one is simple –
“So, what did you do”
and
i would expect a little more explanation
BUT
he never strays from his usual response
and
with a tired sigh
he says……
“NOTHING”
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SO,
you can imagine my surprise,
on the first day of school
when my typical inquiries were made ~
a total of five words
popped out of his mouth ~
i was stunned,
i was shocked,
i was amazed!
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i just about back ended the car in front,
and
thought I was going to faint ~
when the words
“NOT BAD”
&
“SOME INTERESTING STUFF”
spilled from his mouth,
via
his 16 (almost 17) year old brain!
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i have nothing more to add to this piece
because i am still in a state of shock,
so
i will say
THANK YOU for reading,
i must get back to work now
i am being bad ~
why
because
i am still on the clock!!!
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the lost and found
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i spend all of my time getting lost
and
none of my time getting found.
what does this all mean?
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what if i spend the rest of my life lost
and
none of my life found
what does this all mean?
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am i living in the lost and found of life
or
am i living in the always lost and never found of life
or
maybe i am found, but do not know because i am lost getting there…to the place which is found…that i cannot see because i am lost?
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oh dear…does any one have directions?
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huh?
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Weekly Pet Challenge – Pee and J
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“I am being double teamed and coerced by Jordy and mommy for a photo…well, I will show them…”
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“AHA! Take that!!! The ‘ear in the eye’ move…”
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“Now that I think about it, I do love being with Jordy…I can smile, too…” Say Cheese!
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I have many pictures of my boys and I have many pictures of Sydnee Pee. I have many pictures of her with Peyton and Jordan and many with each one individually – but – this last photo – this one is a special one. Sydnee Pee has a smile that appears ONLY when she is with her brothers – photo #3 is that smile!
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the game of ‘what’flies
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frenzy of flying insects
enticed by summer’s moisture
unsuspecting halos buzzing overhead
a bountiful bug buffet
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definition of a whatfly (according to me):
any flying insect
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