a follow up to: “to or not to…”
September 16, 2014 at 2:58 pm 16 comments
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yes,
i know i have y’all hangin’ ~
wonderin’ what was IT ~
what could IT have been…
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after hours (actually 15 minutes) of debate and spreadsheets,
calculations and picking mom’s brain,
it seems it was an extra-large with two toppings ~
spicy Italian sausage
and
green peppers
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there was,
however,
a mystery…
a mystery still weighing heavily on my son’s mind…
a mystery sauce
with
origins unknown…
…
oh dear,
i can only hope and pray it was tossed!
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ps: PLEASE – I BEG YOU – Pretend you did not see a certain nickname…PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
Entry filed under: a moment, answers, conversation, feelings, human nature, life, musings, Parenting, Personal, poetry, ponderings, prose, questions, Relationships, teenagers, thoughts, writing. Tags: communication, confusion, food, funny, mystery, observations, Parenting, pizza, voices, Words.
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Pamela Beckford | September 16, 2014 at 3:12 pm
Love his message 🙂
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words4jp | September 16, 2014 at 7:49 pm
thank you – my son can be quite the precocious young man. he does take his food quite seriously….kinda….;)
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Pamela Beckford | September 16, 2014 at 7:50 pm
I wouldn’t characterize him as serious about it. Love his humor
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words4jp | September 16, 2014 at 8:08 pm
Jordan has a real love of food and loves the “Eat This, Not That” books. He has read each one ‘more than once’ and quotes them like scripture. He has become quite the savvy label reader which is totally awesome and i am very proud of that fact – now with all of that said, he does like to indulge in the ‘not so healthy food’ from time to time. I have whole text conversations on why the dorm chili dogs and curly fries are to die for!
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syl65 | September 16, 2014 at 3:14 pm
Beware of the dreaded dipping sauce 🙂
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words4jp | September 16, 2014 at 3:16 pm
I chose not to include the text where I said – prepare an exit strategy…. Yes – having two boys has left me with a rather colorful and shall I say ‘gross’ imagination??? 😉
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syl65 | September 16, 2014 at 4:01 pm
Very colorful, I’m noticing 😀
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Chatty Owl | September 16, 2014 at 3:24 pm
Now i want pizza :):) haha
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words4jp | September 16, 2014 at 7:53 pm
whatever you do, stay away from the ‘mysterious’ garlic dipping sauce…
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Chatty Owl | September 16, 2014 at 7:54 pm
Hahaha will do!
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InfiniteZip | September 16, 2014 at 3:45 pm
I only saw the pizza:) now I want some:) pretty please JTP?
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MichelleMarie | September 16, 2014 at 7:26 pm
How dare they put the dipping sauce inside the box! If they ordered extra sauce that means there was two of them and then what? OMG call the President oh wait he did he called mom! LOL rotflol! You’re too funny!
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Dom DiFrancesco | September 16, 2014 at 8:42 pm
I can’t erase the name from my mind…make it go away, please. 🙂
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words4jp | September 16, 2014 at 10:22 pm
Dang. I am going to get into trouble. I just know it….
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Dom DiFrancesco | September 17, 2014 at 4:16 pm
Just pull the Mom card and you will be fine I’m sure. I won’t tell if you won’t. 🙂
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JMC813 | September 17, 2014 at 2:08 am
What nickname? LOL. I will keep it a secret but it’ll cost you a slice.